A friend who joked about using the Mulberry Roxanne super large patent tote to parachute off a building because of its sheer size led to a few minutes of deranged picture snapping with me wearing my Topshop oversized tote with patent triangles as a halterneck mini mini dress. It was also a coincidence that the straps at the side of the bag happened to fit around my bust to fasten at the back. I knew it would happen but I didn‚Äôt know it would be like this. My obsession with patent triangles which I‚Äôve been lusting after since Gareth Pugh‚Äôs more wearable line of attire hit the shops and combined with my love of wearable bags a la Yohji Yamamoto x Mandarina Duck‚Äôs bag dress has all culminated and come to head in this moment of madness. In the name of sanity, do NOT mistake this as an outfit that I‚Äôm about to step out in public in as I have indeed still got all of my marbles. Although…. and excuse the curiosity of the brain… belted around over a tighter dress that covers the butt….hmmmm…. oh dear god….and the madness begins again….
Mad Bag Hag

wow, that’s a bag? it’s huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!! and – why not wear it over a tighter dress? sounds good! (yeah, as long as it covers the bottom)
this is why we love you Susie.
fat again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
discipline!!
Look… Kimmy… I will just ban your IP address because you insist on leaving really pointless/bizarro comments saying I’ve lost weight/gained weight… if you have anything constructive to say… then say it… but this is just getting beyond silly…
The sad thing is, I scrolled straight to the picture without reading the text and my first thought was, “Wow, that’s a super cute jumper…H&M?”
wow love ur socks!
OK thanks alot, now I want a dress like this, which doesn’t even exist…;)
Maybe I should quit complaining and just make one…off to the fabric store to buy some shiny PVC!
(and yeah, what’s up with those comments kimmy, spare time much?)
Susie, not hoping to encourage banal weight comments but you look amazing even whilst wearing a bag!
A dress could easily be fashioned by your super skills Angie… you knows it!
Socks are Prada…
Allii: From afar, one could easily be tricked!
Ed: Thanks!
I’m just plain perplexed by Kimmy… I sneakily checked out her IP and she hails from Brazil, the same country where supposedly a fashion editor has slated me for being fat and chubby in a local magazine… haven’t a clue whether this is true or not but I’m weirded out nonetheless….
hello susie!
Very excited that you have taken to wearing a bag (i have not seen that coming!) and surprisingly, it looks very wearable.
I’d like to add that the smile on your face seems to spell how much fun you’re having, which is fab.
About the Kimmy comment – that is plain irksome. You should just mentally throw poison letters into the fire.
I think that look quite nice, the bag is like a little bubble shaped pinafore.
Hey Susie just passing by
You have really nice legs.
Cute!
woo hoo woo hay, yay!
HAHA!
LOVE IT!
🙂 I would have thought that was an actual dress if you hadn’t have said anything.Nice bag btw, bigger is always better when it comes to bags ,I don’t understand how girls can carry around tiny little purses and fir everything they need into them.
Ha ha ha, Susie, you are so much fun, this is why we all love you!!! Funny enough, it actually looks quite nice!!!
hehee that’s adorable!
i just spend the last 20 minutes drooling over seven new york… dang…
at first glance i thought it was a really cute jumper. that bag is HUGE. loving the socks, though!
oh susie! you are so fearless when it comes to fashion. I would not have known that was a bag. I had to go back up and reread the sentences to make sure. I bet you can fit tons and tons of stuff in that bag 😀
Maybe this weekend…I’ll send you a pic if I do it. The brain’s a churning…
I love this!
How original…and the socks are fab…I have a pair of similar ones in purple hues.
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Your socks are wonderful and that bag really looks awesome on you!
Ignore the haters, you’re fucking hot.
YAY you look so adorable! the bag is really humongous though.
I looked at the pictures before I read the post and thought it was a fun new dress. Love it, and would love to see someone on the street wearing a bag as if it was normal – almost like the glammed up version of a potato sack.
Cut the bottom off and wear it! I think its fabulous, great imagination Susie. You rock my socks
It’s a nice take on the idea of putting ‘everything but the kitchen sink’ into a bag…now you can put yourself in too! 🙂
And never mind the haters, you look great- I’d have believed the bag was an actual dress too, were it not for the text.
You fooled me! I thought it was a dress on you.
Once again, I must profess my admiration for your fashion guts and creativity. This could totally work and I’m so much in love with that bag. I’m so desperate for it, I’m willing to attempt making it 😛
So the bag is canvas? Where can I find black canvas in fashion barren Puerto Rico…
the prada socks are incredible! and you pull off that bag quite nicely.
It looks good on you as dress! XD