“The Ugliest Effing Thing Ever”

You know sometimes H&M can really surprise me with the stuff they have.  I don’t go too often because I find the Oxford Circus branch very messy and hectic.  I also have to wade through the crap knitwear, stripy and polka dot tops to find the gems.  Today I specifically went early to avoid the crowds and this waist coat made of tartan fabric flowers stuck out like a sore thumb.  The way the flowers were made up reminded me of Dragana Perisic’s fabric jewellery.  As I approached the rail to pick it up, a girl in front of me said to her friend ‘That is ugliest effing thing I’ve ever seen!’  Clearly someone had been watching Mean Girls a little too closely. 

Did that deter me?  Nope!  Chances are if it is a little fugly in popular opinion, I might avoid clothes-cloning someone on the street (am I the only one who gets peeved by that?).  I might even buy another one so that I can attach it to a strapless black dress.