As if it wasn’t bad enough that they put Jennifer ‘Hear my sob story again and again’ Aniston on the cover, US Vogue have now featured British glamour model Jordan in the supposed. Now for those of you that don’t know, if there is an epitome of trash and chaviness, Jordan would be it. I mean this is the woman that goes out in public like this. Not sure what she was thinking when she was lifting up her shirt; was it ‘Hmmm…let me check that my boobs are still there…’ or was it ‘Gosh it’s hot out here, let me just randomly lift up my shirt!’ 
Apparently the issue is about female bodies and is supposed to advise women of different shapes and sizes on what they should wear. They describe Jordan as ‘top heavy’ (pah….understatement of the year….this woman has had 3 boob jobs for god’s sake!) and so they give her a complete makeover. She is photographed in a Lanvin dress.
I’m sorry but not even Lanvin is going to redeem Jordan from the pits of fashion abyss. This is a woman who wore a pink meringue for her wedding for crying out loud.
(information taken from metro)
haha. I take it you’re passionate about this subject… 😉
Haha….if you lived in the UK where you are constantly baffled by why people like Jordan are famous for……well famous for NOTHING really….. you’d be hating her with a passion as well!
this jordan girl is like the pamela anderson of the UK.
is that really her wedding pic? i am more baffled that she wore a pink crown than a pink wedding dress. it really confuses me?
vogue has been going downhill for so long that i didn’t realize it would get even worse!
What a trashy cover. Is that US Vogue or Harper’s Bazaar?
It’s US Vogue.
Even Pamela Anderson has more credibility…at least she kind of acted in a ratings worthy show – this woman well….I’m not entirely sure what she does…. we have a lot of famous for doing nothing people in the UK.
On an interview Katie Price said: as she’s known as Jordan, the name Jordan is her character and that as Katie Price she is her true self. Basically, Jordan is just her acting name in the media…
hmmm.. well, I’m sure it’s inside her book if anyone wants to know about her. But personally, I’m not a fan of hers though.
“Susie – your site is great, no wonder a start-up magazine wants to hire you! Fantastic stuff! You’re amazing.” I’m sure you’d do really well too!